December 2010
3 posts
FIVE PEARLS OF WISDOM TO REMEMBER:
foreverexq:
1. Money can’t buy happiness but
somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle…
2. Forgive your enemy, but
remember the motherfucker’s name.
3. Help a man when he is trouble & he will remember you
when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because
it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then,
neither...
Maid vs Waifu
Me: Did you expect to have a maid when you live on your own?
Emil: well... yes
Me: and how do you expect to pay for one?
Emil: with my undying gratitude and love and care
Me: that's a waifu. not a maid.
Emil: I might need one then. I don't need to feed her do I?